About Me


Jane Sullivan, age 16
junior at St. Maggie's Prison
Baltimore, MD

This web site is about my family and their evil. Check the blog--I'll post new outrages as often as I can.

I want a tattoo like this.

100% true! No lies!

Welcome to myevilfamily.com, a blog written by me, Jane Sullivan, to expose the sins of my family.


Next year the Tower Room is mine.

We have committed a lot of sins over the centuries, so
Ill start at the beginning and work my way up to
now. Once Ive covered every thing my family has
done wrong, maybe Ill move on to the crimes of
other evil families I know.

On this blog, You, the World at Large, will learn the
truth about the great and storied Sullivan family of
Baltimore, Maryland. Maybe youve heard of my
grandmother, Arden Louisa Norris Sullivan Weems
Maguire Hightower Beckendorf, better known as
Almighty Lou. Why does she have so many names?
Because shes been married five times. Shes never
been divorced shes a heavy-duty Catholic, so the
very idea of divorce makes her shudder. No, her first
four husbands died. Four of them. Died. Does this
make anyone suspicious? Am I the only one asking
questions here?

Almighty gives lots of money to the Baltimore Museum
of Art and the Peabody Conservatory and lots of
other schools and charities and foundations.
Everybody says what a good person she is. Im not saying
shes not a good person. All Im saying is, once you
know the truth you can decide for yourself. Its easy to
give money away when you have tons and tons of it.
So if youre curious to know the real story of the
Sullivan family, read this blog.

JANE OUT

Confessions of the Sullivan Sisters