My Evil Family

Last Post for a While

December 29, 2010

Tags: Almighty, endings

Now that the year is drawing to a close, I'm going to take a break from this blog. For one thing, pretty much everyone in my family hates me for it. For another, my grandmother Almighty wants me to stop and what Almighty wants, Almighty gets. Let's just say she has her ways.

There are plenty of old posts to read if you're looking for stories of family evil. I don't think they feel dated. Evil never goes out of style.

Thanks to everyone who stopped by to read my posts. Who knows, I may start this up again one day, once all the family hysteria dies down...

yours in bad taste,

JANE OUT

Why Christmas Sucks

December 20, 2010

Tags: Christmas

It just does. I don't feel like getting into it right now.

JANE OUT

Babes in Toyland

December 12, 2010

Tags: Christmas movies, Babes in Toyland

What IS this?
Everyone in my family is obsessed with Christmas movies. Norrie has a panic attack if she doesn't get to see It's a Wonderful Life, A Charlie Brown Christmas, and at least one version of A Christmas Carol before December 25 every year. Sassy and Takey will watch any movie that even mentions Christmas, no matter how bad. And when St. John comes home he monopolizes the stereo with 24 hours of nonstop Christmas music. He insists on playing the Frank Sinatra Christmas album at least once a day ALL THE WAY UNTIL NEW YEAR'S.

And you wonder why I say my family is evil? I'm about to run screaming out of the house with my hands over my ears. (more…)

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