My Evil Family

We have committed a lot of sins over the centuries, so
I’ll start at the beginning and work my way up to
now. Once I’ve covered every thing my family has
done wrong, maybe I’ll move on to the crimes of
other evil families I know.

On this blog, You, the World at Large, will learn the
truth about the great and storied Sullivan family of
Baltimore, Maryland. Maybe you’ve heard of my
grandmother, Arden Louisa Norris Sullivan Weems
Maguire Hightower Beckendorf, better known as
“Almighty Lou.” Why does she have so many names?
Because she’s been married five times. She’s never
been divorced — she’s a heavy-duty Catholic, so the
very idea of divorce makes her shudder. No, her first
four husbands died. Four of them. Died. Does this
make anyone suspicious? Am I the only one asking
questions here?

Almighty gives lots of money to the Baltimore Museum
of Art and the Peabody Conservatory and lots of
other schools and charities and foundations.
Everybody says what a good person she is. I’m not saying
she’s not a good person. All I’m saying is, once you
know the truth you can decide for yourself. It’s easy to
give money away when you have tons and tons of it.
So if you’re curious to know the real story of the
Sullivan family, read this blog.

JANE OUT